Q&A WITH ASH&GOD .1

Ash: God why is it when I eat an unmixed yogurt I feel like I just deflowered a girl?
God: Oh my God you did not just ask me that. Man you need to get laid.

Q&A WITH ASH&GOD .2

Ash: God how do I get laid?
God: I don't know may be you should pray about it.

Q&A WITh ASH&GOD .3

Ash: Dear lord thy God I pray to you on bended knee. How do I get laid?
God: Well I'm still not really sure about that let me pray about it.

Q&A WITH ASH&GOD .4

God: Dear lord how is Ash supposed to get laid?
God: Are you talking to your self again?

Q&A WITH ASH&GOD .5

God: technically we are talking to our selves again?
God: What ever. The answer to your question is love your self and the rest will follow.

Q&A WITH ASH&GOD .6

God: Fuck that I just tell him My Space.

Q&A WITH ASH&GOD .7

Ash: The color of my soul is black.
God: black is not a color.

Q&A WITH ASH&GOD .8

Ash: Art is my pain killer.
God: no pain no gain.

Q&A WITH ASH&GOD .9

Ash: I fill like shit.
God: I am shit.

Q&A With ASH&GOD .10

Ash: Wait a minute, "I am shit" that doesn't make any sense.
God: What do you mean that didn't make sense, I am God everything I say makes sense.

Q&A With ASH&GOD .11

Ash: God how do you fill about blasphemy?
God: I don't know how do you fill about it?

Q&A With ASH&GOD .12

Ash: Well I think it's funny.
God: You're right it is funny. But let me know if you change you're mind.

Q&A With ASH&GOD .13

Ash: Some one called me a dick today.
God: So do you still think blasphemy is funny?

Q&A With ASH&GOD .14

Ash: Only when it's you and my friends God.
God: As long as I am before all things.

Q&A With ASH&GOD .15

Ash: Trust me God you're definitely first person I think about when it comes to blasphemy.
God: that's all I ask.

Q&A With ASH&GOD .16

Ash: God can I kill you?
God: I don't know, I guess anything is possible.

Q&A With ASH&GOD .17

Ash: God what would happen if I did kill you?
God: My guess is nothing.

Q&A With ASH&GOD .18

Ash: God why not, your God aren't you, shouldn't something happen?
God: If you kill me, I would only be dead to you, you can't kill every one else's opinion of me, only your own.

Q&A With ASH&GOD .19

Ash: God would that not change me?
God: Yes you would change, but not much, you were the one that killed me, so you would know that I still had existed, and I know that you believe in life after death. So I would still exist, so nothing would happen to me.

Q&A With ASH&GOD .20

Ash: God you know you can be a real bastard sometimes?
God: Of course I do.

Q&A With ASH&GOD .21

Ash: God I am lost.
God: No you are not, I can still see you.

Q&A With ASH&GOD .22

Ash: God I have lost my way.
God: No you haven't, you are on your way.

Q&A With ASH&GOD .23

Ash: God I am dead inside.
God: well maybe you should stop eating the dead.

Q&A With ASH&GOD .24

Ash: God help me!
God: you do not need my help, I gave you your sorrow so that you may listen to it, and your sorrow is my answer. So hear me.

Q&A With ASH&GOD .25

Ash: God is playing with your self a bad thing?
God: Wait a minute I'm busy right now.