Q&A WITH ASH&GOD .1

Ash: God why is it when I eat an unmixed yogurt I feel like I just deflowered a girl?
God: Oh my God you did not just ask me that. Man you need to get laid.

Q&A WITH ASH&GOD .2

Ash: God how do I get laid?
God: I don't know may be you should pray about it.

Q&A WITh ASH&GOD .3

Ash: Dear lord thy God I pray to you on bended knee. How do I get laid?
God: Well I'm still not really sure about that let me pray about it.

Q&A WITH ASH&GOD .4

God: Dear lord how is Ash supposed to get laid?
God: Are you talking to your self again?

Q&A WITH ASH&GOD .5

God: technically we are talking to our selves again?
God: What ever. The answer to your question is love your self and the rest will follow.

Q&A WITH ASH&GOD .6

God: Fuck that I just tell him My Space.

Q&A WITH ASH&GOD .7

Ash: The color of my soul is black.
God: black is not a color.

Q&A WITH ASH&GOD .8

Ash: Art is my pain killer.
God: no pain no gain.

Q&A WITH ASH&GOD .9

Ash: I fill like shit.
God: I am shit.

Q&A With ASH&GOD .10

Ash: Wait a minute, "I am shit" that doesn't make any sense.
God: What do you mean that didn't make sense, I am God everything I say makes sense.